Overview
Osama and his half-awake sidekick sing ""We Wish You a Merry Christmas."" Also, Dave ponders, ""How Many Guys In Santa Suits Can Fit Into a Coffee Shop?"" By the end of the show, there are 19 Santas with beards, 5 without facial hair, and one guy dressed up as Superman standing in the shop.
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10 - 1Amanda Peet, Tom Dreesen September 03, 2002 -
10 - 2Jeff Goldblum, George Miller September 04, 2002
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10 - 3Drea de Matteo, Sarah Vowell, The Doves September 05, 2002
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10 - 4Peter Jennings, John Witherspoon September 06, 2002
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10 - 5John McEnroe, Piper Perabo, Queens of the Stone Age September 09, 2002
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10 - 6Jennifer Esposito, Marianne Faithful September 10, 2002
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10 - 7Bill Clinton, Nanci Griffith September 11, 2002
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10 - 8Regis Philbin, Linda Thompson September 12, 2002
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10 - 9Megan Mullally, Rich Hall September 13, 2002
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10 - 10Bruce Willis, Eve September 23, 2002
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10 - 11Jack Hanna, Tom Cavanagh, Civil War Reenactment September 24, 2002
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10 - 12Reese Witherspoon, Juan Montoya, India.Arie September 25, 2002
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10 - 13Rose McGowan, Phillipe Petit September 26, 2002
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10 - 14Lauren Graham, Colin Quinn September 27, 2002
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10 - 15Patricia Heaton, Murray Walker September 30, 2002
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10 - 16David Schwimmer, Avril Lavigne October 01, 2002
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10 - 17Anthony LaPaglia, Effie Nielson, Clinic October 02, 2002
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10 - 18Edward Norton, John Mayer October 03, 2002
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10 - 19David Arquette, Todd Lynn October 04, 2002
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10 - 20Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers October 07, 2002
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10 - 21John McCain, David Sedaris October 08, 2002
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10 - 22Charles Barkley, Franco Zeffirelli, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band October 09, 2002
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10 - 23Michelle Pfeiffer, Bon Jovi October 10, 2002
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10 - 24Johnny Knoxville, Ron White October 11, 2002
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10 - 25Debra Messing, Pink October 14, 2002
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10 - 26Thandie Newton, Faith Hill October 15, 2002
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10 - 27Rudolph Giuliani, Naomi Watts October 16, 2002
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10 - 28Samuel L. Jackson, Santana & Michelle Branch October 17, 2002
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10 - 29P. Diddy, Eddie Brill October 18, 2002
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10 - 30Bonnie Hunt, Christina Aquilera October 28, 2002
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10 - 31Salma Hayek, Tori Amos October 29, 2002
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10 - 32Warren Zevon October 30, 2002
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10 - 33Jerry Seinfeld, Foo Fighters October 31, 2002
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10 - 34Don Rickles, Jim Gaffigan November 01, 2002
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10 - 35Stupid Human Tricks, Sean Hayes, Willie Nelson & Ryan Adams November 04, 2002
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10 - 36Julianne Moore, Grant Paulsen, Blind Boys of Alabama November 06, 2002
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10 - 37Kid Inventors, Tom Brokaw, The Wallflowers November 07, 2002
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10 - 38Brittany Murphy, Al Lubel November 08, 2002
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10 - 39Robin Williams, Emily Proctor November 11, 2002
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10 - 40Kelly Ripa, Emmitt Smith, Missy Elliott November 12, 2002
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10 - 41Barbara Walters, Joe Pantoliano November 13, 2002
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10 - 42Maggie Gyllenhaal, Pearl Jam November 14, 2002
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10 - 43Al Gore, Pearl Jam November 15, 2002
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10 - 44Kevin James, matchbox 20 November 18, 2002
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10 - 45Shania Twain, Cristiano da Matta November 19, 2002
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10 - 46Adam Sandler, Pussycat Dolls November 20, 2002
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10 - 47Ice Cube, Cast of Hairspray November 21, 2002
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10 - 48Harry Connick Jr., Larry Miller November 22, 2002
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10 - 49Stupid Pet Tricks, Lisa Kudrow, Audioslave November 25, 2002
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10 - 50George Clooney, Jack Hanna November 26, 2002
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10 - 51Ray Romano, Jurassic 5 November 27, 2002
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10 - 52Amy Sedaris, The Strokes November 28, 2002
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10 - 53Liza Minnelli, Jann Karam November 29, 2002
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10 - 54Jennifer Lopez, Sum 41 December 09, 2002
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10 - 55Jason Alexander, Ryan Adams December 10, 2002
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10 - 56Nia Vardalos, Barry Sonnenfeld December 11, 2002
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10 - 57Allison Janney, Martin Scorsese December 12, 2002
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10 - 58Natasha Richardson, Mike Birbiglia, David Gray December 13, 2002
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10 - 59Catherine Zeta-Jones, Coldplay December 16, 2002
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10 - 60Drew Barrymore, Rod Stewart December 17, 2002
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10 - 61Denzel Washington, Daniel Bouloud December 18, 2002
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10 - 62Tom Hanks, Phish December 19, 2002
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10 - 63Liv Tyler, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love December 20, 2002
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10 - 64Ashton Kutcher, Jason Kidd December 26, 2002
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10 - 65Isabella Rossellini, Mort Sahl December 27, 2002
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10 - 66Michael Caine, George Foreman January 06, 2003
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10 - 67Richard Gere, Chris Elliott January 07, 2003
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10 - 68Merv Griffin, Interpol January 08, 2003
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10 - 69Renee Zellweger, Chuck Barris January 09, 2003
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10 - 70Andy Richter, Rich Hall January 10, 2003
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10 - 71Jimmy Kimmel, Simon Baker January 13, 2003
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10 - 72Claire Danes, Bob Sarlatte January 14, 2003
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10 - 73Sandra Bullock, Marv Albert January 15, 2003
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10 - 74George Clooney, Soundtrack of Our Lives January 16, 2003
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10 - 75Joan Rivers, Kathleen Edwards January 17, 2003
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10 - 76Simon Cowell, Topher Grace, Vienna Teng January 20, 2003
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10 - 77Regis Philbin, John C. Reilly January 21, 2003
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10 - 78Tina Fey, Jonathan Ames, Johnny Marr & The Healers January 22, 2003
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10 - 79Ellen DeGeneres, Zwan January 23, 2003
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10 - 80Bonnie Hunt, John Witherspoon January 24, 2003
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10 - 81Show #1944Kate Hudson, Jack Hanna February 03, 2003
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10 - 82Matthew McConaughey, John Gruden, The Roots February 04, 2003
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10 - 83Kelsey Grammer, Michael Tong, B.B. King and Shemeika Copeland February 05, 2003
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10 - 84Stupid Pet Tricks, Tom Brokaw, The Pretenders February 06, 2003
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10 - 85Brendan Fraser, Kids in The Hall, Bonnie Raitt, Keb' Mo, Kim Wilson February 07, 2003
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10 - 86Matthew Broderick, Tony Bennett & k.d. Lang February 10, 2003
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10 - 87Amy Brennamen, Nate Erwin, Vince Gill February 11, 2003
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10 - 88Queen Latifah, Colin Quinn, Lou Reed February 12, 2003
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10 - 89Kid Scientists, Kurt Russell February 13, 2003
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10 - 90Kate Winslet, Dennis Regan, Rufus Wainwright February 14, 2003
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10 - 91Dr. Phil, Beck February 17, 2003
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10 - 92Vince Vaughn, Sarah Vowel, Beck February 18, 2003
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10 - 93Kevin Spacey, Reggie Miller February 19, 2003
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10 - 94Champion Turkey Callers, Marg Helgenberger, The Flaming Lips February 20, 2003
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10 - 95Jeff Daniels, Lynne Cox, Steven Wright February 21, 2003
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10 - 96Steve Martin, Foo Fighters February 24, 2003
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10 - 97Stupid Human Tricks, Sharon Osborne, Norah Jones February 25, 2003
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10 - 98Bruce Willis, Dan Rather, Carmen Electra, Brian Kiley February 26, 2003
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10 - 99John McEnroe, Tom Arnold, Eric Ripert, Todd Barry, Jason Mras February 27, 2003
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10 - 100
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10 - 101
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10 - 102
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10 - 103Elvis Costello, Kim Cattrell, Eddie Izzard, Mitch Hedberg March 12, 2003
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10 - 104
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10 - 105
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10 - 106
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10 - 107
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10 - 108
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10 - 109
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10 - 110
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10 - 111
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10 - 112Billy Crystal, Michael Barimo March 31, 2003
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10 - 113Colin Farrell, Rosanne Cash April 01, 2003
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10 - 114Helen Hunt, Jeremy Suarez, Cory Branan April 02, 2003
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10 - 115High-Jumping Dogs, Vin Diesel, Bo Diddley April 03, 2003
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10 - 116Hilary Swank, Jimmie Walker April 04, 2003
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10 - 117Adam Sandler, The Folksmen April 08, 2003
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10 - 118Lisa Marie Presley, Jamie Kennedy April 09, 2003
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10 - 119Jane Krakowski, Jim Boeheim, Pete Yorn April 14, 2003
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10 - 120Tom Brokaw, Tom Russell & Nanci Griffith April 15, 2003
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10 - 121Michael Douglas, Todd Rundgren April 16, 2003
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10 - 122Anthony LaPaglia, Brian Regan, The Exies April 17, 2003
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10 - 123Ashton Kutcher, Jack Hanna April 28, 2003
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10 - 124Ellen DeGeneres, John Malkovich April 29, 2003
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10 - 125Charlize Theron, Sue Johanson, Minus 5 with Wilco April 30, 2003
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10 - 126Bernie Mac, Amanda Peet May 01, 2003
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10 - 127Halle Berry, Don Rickles May 02, 2003
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10 - 128Kelly Rippa, Good Charlotte May 05, 2003
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10 - 129Stupid Human Tricks, Hugh Jackson, Kelly Clarkson May 06, 2003
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10 - 130
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10 - 131Megan Mullally, Marilyn Manson May 08, 2003
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10 - 132Albert Brooks, Jeffery Ross, The Libertines May 09, 2003
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10 - 133Stupid Pet Tricks, Kevin James, Jenna Morasca May 12, 2003
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10 - 134
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10 - 135Sean Hayes, Eric Ripert, Avril Lavigne May 14, 2003
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10 - 136Rene Zellweger, Jack Johnson May 15, 2003
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10 - 137John Goodman, D.H. Hughley, NAS with Alicia Keys May 16, 2003
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10 - 138Mark Wahlberg, Jesse James, the Sounds May 19, 2003
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10 - 139Jim Carrey, Chevelle May 20, 2003
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10 - 140Regis Philbin, 3 Doors Down May 21, 2003
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10 - 141Antonio Banderas, Heidi Klum, Liam Lynch May 22, 2003
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10 - 142Peter Krause, Jim Gaffigan, Widespread Panic May 23, 2003
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10 - 143Adrien Brody, Gil de Ferran, John Mellencamp June 02, 2003
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10 - 144Alec Baldwin, Tom Dreesen June 03, 2003
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10 - 145Seth Green, Amy Sedaris, Lucinda Williams June 04, 2003
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10 - 146Barbara Walters, Tanya Streeter June 05, 2003
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10 - 147
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10 - 148Juliette Binoche, Joe Queenan, Blur June 09, 2003
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10 - 149Bruce Willis, Chris Moneymaker June 10, 2003
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10 - 150Lauren Graham, Marv Albert, Bright Eyes June 11, 2003
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10 - 151Harrison Ford, Annie Lennox June 12, 2003
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10 - 152
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10 - 153Hilary Clinton, Emmylou Harris June 16, 2003
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10 - 154Rob Reiner, Paul Teutul Sr. & Jr., The New Pornographers June 17, 2003
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10 - 155Johnny Depp, Christine Todd Whitman, B.B. King June 18, 2003
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10 - 156Sarah Jessica Parker, The Dead June 19, 2003
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10 - 157
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10 - 158Demi Moore, Verbana June 23, 2003
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10 - 159Drew Barrymore, Simon Cowell June 24, 2003
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10 - 160Lucy Liu, Avigayil Wardein, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds June 25, 2003
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10 - 161Piedmont Bird Callers, Luke Wilson, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs June 26, 2003
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10 - 162
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10 - 163Lisa Marie Presley, Ryan Pinkston July 14, 2003
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10 - 164Allison Janney, Nigella Lawson, Howard Tate July 15, 2003
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10 - 165Barry Zito, Mandy Moore, Grandaddy July 16, 2003
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10 - 166Ari Fleischer, Beyonce Knowles July 17, 2003
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10 - 167Jeff Bridges, Alan Harvey, Joseph Arthur July 18, 2003
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10 - 168Aron Ralston, Tobey Maguire July 21, 2003
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10 - 169
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10 - 170Joaquin Phoenix, Blues Traveler July 23, 2003
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10 - 171Sylvester Stallone, Ben Curtis July 24, 2003
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10 - 172Denis Leary, Queens of the Stone Age July 25, 2003
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10 - 173Jesse Grabow, Jason Biggs, Robert C. Nichol July 28, 2003
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10 - 174Eugene Levy, Eels July 29, 2003
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10 - 175Seann William Scott, Jonathan Ames, Fountains of Wayne July 30, 2003
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10 - 176Melanie Griffith, Pamela Reed July 31, 2003
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10 - 177Naomi Watts, Jeff Stilson, O.A.R. August 01, 2003
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10 - 178Kate Hudson, Cast of Camp August 04, 2003
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10 - 179Colin Farrell, Robert Randolph & The Family Band August 05, 2003
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10 - 180Samuel L. Jackson, Rick Reilly, Pharrell with Clipse August 06, 2003
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10 - 181Brittany Murphy, Carey Hart, Dashboard Confessional August 07, 2003
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10 - 182David Duchovny, Brett Butler, The New Amsterdams August 08, 2003
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10 - 183Chris Rock, The Star Spangles August 25, 2003
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10 - 184Bill Murray, Pete Sampras August 26, 2003
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10 - 185David Spade, Bob Sarlatte, Maroon 5 August 27, 2003
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10 - 186Tony Hawk, John McEnroe, Rooney August 28, 2003
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10 - 187Bonnie Hunt, Don Gavin August 29, 2003